Rorschach fish
Before Christmas I'm the little fish inside the big fish
After Christmas, I'm the big fish who eats even when she's not hungry.
By the way, this is Bruno. He's a peacock bass who lives in the shop's fish tank. He only eats live fish - and when he's really hungry, or just being a jerk, he eats so many that he can't swallow them all. They live, like the poor guy in the above pic, as temporary prisoners in his giant mouth. Sometimes they escape, but not for long.
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Clown Fish 1: Where's Nemo?
Clown Fish 2: (swimming slowly back from Clown Fish 1, mouth agape, eyes wide)
Clown Fish 1: Well? What's a matter Carp got yer...
*insert creepy music as Clown Fish 1 is swallowed by Bruno*
Clown Fish 2 swims off screaming...but flounders over an invisible current and meets the same fate. However, before being swallowed he stutters, "Nemo's in ..."
*Gulp! Camera pans out on Bruno's enormous head*
Finding Nemo II: Bruno's Revenge
With his older brother Bruce having sworn off eating fish, Bruno's out to settle the score because, "Fish are food...never a friend!"
Swimming into a theater near you!
*CHOMP!*