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Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the fish tank

See it works like this:

You're a fish, and that is a fish tank.

See the glass?

It contains water.

You need water. Lots of it.

So you should be on the other side of that wall.

See the other fishies? See them swimming in the water?

Happy fishies.

You should be with them. In the water.

Well, not any more 'cause now you're just a dried up husk of your former self.

And you smell.

And if we put you back, those other guys are going to eat you.

'Cause that's how they are. They're fish cannibals.

I've seen it.

But yesterday, or the day before that, you could have really used some water.